ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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