like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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