So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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