Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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