i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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