There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
