Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
