I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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