I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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