either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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