We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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