On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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