I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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