I don't think brook has ever known best
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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