it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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