Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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