god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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