Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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