He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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