shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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