I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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