Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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