Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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