Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
