Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Randomize
