If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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