I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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