My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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