Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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