I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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