What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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