It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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