i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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