I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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