I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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