Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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