yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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