she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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