I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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