do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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