For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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