I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
