I want to stick my p in your. b.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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