I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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