He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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