let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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