Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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