Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
