and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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