You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I have fence marks all over my body
Ladies don't puke and tell
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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