awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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