This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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