Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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