people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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